Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Catch ream ahhhhh who this entry is for

A certain someone who is home a lot wants me to update this more AND since I love her I will. Get ready for a a DOUBLE ENTRY!

1) I was in the office of a school yesterday and a little boy came in all rattled. Usually children are sent to the office because they are bad so the acting vice principle asked him why he was there. it went like this...

Vice principle: Why are you in here?

Boy: Our class was being noisy and our teacher yelled at us really loud and now my throat hurts.

Vice Principle: So WHY are you here?

Boy: Our class was being noisy and our teacher yelled at us really loud but I was being good and now my throat hurts.

Vice princple and I make eyes at each other this boy really here to tell on his teacher?

Vice principle: Go back to class.

Tip for children trying to tell on their teachers: say your EARS hurt for a teacher yelling not your throat....that just doesn't make sence.

2. I was walking down a school hallway today and a middle aged lady was sitting with two kids.

The kids were talking to her about somthing and she said " I'm really not feeling that well for that today" and then I here a little boy say in a VERY excitted voice " I know what will make you feel better......(dramatic pause)..... A SONG!"

For some reason I thought that was really cute. In reality what would have made that lady feel beter was if her kids were at a babysitters and she was doing anything else.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I hate going to the hairdresser

This picture is awesome. My trip to the hairdresser was not.
Also I had such a horrible time that I have decided not to go to ANY hairdresser again for a year.
March 23rd 2011 is the next time I'll let one of them come near me.

Friday, March 19, 2010

I'd Rather not say...

This is my cousin's favourite school story I told her last year.

So I had to send a kid out of class one day and before I could get to talk to him in the hall the principal was knocking at the classroom door.

Principal: "I think (little boy's name) is ready to behave in class now"

Little boy: Nods his head with a sad face on

Me: "And I hope your going to use appropriate language in class as well?"

Principal: "Oh.....well i hope so" (Looks at boy)

Boy: nods and is sent back to his seat

Principal: "So, what exactly did he say"

Me: "I'd rather not say"

-Principal brings me into the hall -

Principal: "So what did he say?"

Me: "I'd kind of rather not say..... "

Principal: " No, go ahead"

This is where I don't remember if I could look the principal in the eyes or not......

Me: "Kiss my Asian balls"

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Playground conversation

lets take some bets...I think this will last 6 month....tops.


So I was at school A week ago and this is a conversation with a red headed grade four who is chubbier than the boy in this picture.

me: "Hi, How are you today?"

him: good. (turns to his friend) "how are you today?"

other boy: "good"

him: "This is my best friend (says name).

We met on the bus this year. I poked him and then we were friends.

It was the kiss of friendship....actually it was the poke of friendship....buuuut the kiss of friendship is a real thing.

It's in the medical dictionary."