This is my cousin's favourite school story I told her last year.
So I had to send a kid out of class one day and before I could get to talk to him in the hall the principal was knocking at the classroom door.
Principal: "I think (little boy's name) is ready to behave in class now"
Little boy: Nods his head with a sad face on
Me: "And I hope your going to use appropriate language in class as well?"
Principal: "Oh.....well i hope so" (Looks at boy)
Boy: nods and is sent back to his seat
Principal: "So, what exactly did he say"
Me: "I'd rather not say"
-Principal brings me into the hall -
Principal: "So what did he say?"
Me: "I'd kind of rather not say..... "
Principal: " No, go ahead"
This is where I don't remember if I could look the principal in the eyes or not......
Me: "Kiss my Asian balls"